Happy publication day to this Christmassy crime novel!
It always feels a bit weird reading Christmas books in early autumn, but I couldn’t wait to immerse myself in the latest book in the series featuring DI James Walker of Cumbria Police. Thanks to NetGalley for the chance to read this before publication – as always, opinions are entirely my own.
Continue reading Book Review: ‘The Night Before Christmas by Alex PineI’m delighted to welcome you to my stop on the blog tour for ‘What Child is This?’, the fifth book in Bonnie MacBird’s excellent Sherlock Holmes series.
Thanks to Random Things Tours and Collins Crime Club for my place on the tour and copy of the book in exchange for an honest review. As always, opinions are my own.
I love this series by Nicola Upson as was delighted to be given the opportunity to read this latest instalment – ‘The Dead of Winter’ – which is the ninth book to feature Josephine Tey as detective. Thanks to Nicola Upson, Faber Books and the power of Twitter for getting this fabulous book into my hands.
In this book, Josephine is invited to spend Christmas in Cornwall at the imposing and distinctive St Michael’s Mount – a tiny island community cut off from the mainland at high tide and presided over by the aristocratic St Aubyn family. Along with Josephine and Marta (her partner), the Cornish Christmas is to be shared with several other guests, including German film star Marlene Dietrich who is being accompanied by Josephine’s old friend and sleuthing partner, Chief Inspector Archie Penrose. This is one party, however, that will not be forgotten as the blizzards set in and two people die in mysterious circumstances…
Continue reading Book Review: ‘The Dead of Winter’ by Nicola UpsonWelcome to my stop on the blog tour for ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ by Emily Bell. This gorgeous, festive romance is out now.
Thanks to Penguin Michael Joseph for my copy of the book in exchange for an honest review – opinions, as always, are my own. Thanks for also inviting me on the tour!
Welcome to my stop on the tour for Gary Raymond’s hilarious book, ‘How Love Actually Ruined Christmas (or Colourful Narcotics)’.
This is a blog tour organised by Emma at Damp Pebbles and I’m grateful to her, Gary Raymond and Parthian Books for the chance to be involved in the tour and for my free copy of the book for review.
From the Publisher:
RARELY HAS THE POWER OF CINEMA BEEN FELT BY SO MANY, IN SUCH OPPOSING WAYS…
“Love Actually dulls the critical senses, making those susceptible to its hallucinogenic powers think they’ve seen a funny, warm-hearted, romantic film about the many complex manifestations of love. Colourful Narcotics. A perfect description of a bafflingly popular film.”
By any reasonable measurement, Love Actually is a bad movie. There are plenty of bad movies out there, but what gets under Gary Raymond’s skin here is that it seems to have tricked so many people into thinking it’s a good movie. In this hilarious, scene-by-scene analysis of the Christmas monolith that is Love Actually, Gary Raymond takes us through a suffocating quagmire of badly drawn characters, nonsensical plotlines, and open bigotry, to a climax of ill-conceived schmaltz.
How Love Actually Ruined Christmas (or Colourful Narcotics) is the definitive case against a terrible movie. With a foreword by Lisa Smithstead.
My Review:
Surely everyone likes ‘Love Actually’, the 2003 Richard Curtis comedy?
Who could not enjoy the sight of Hugh Grant (as the Prime Minister) sashaying around Number 10 Downing Street to a Girls Aloud tune? Who doesn’t love a film packed with national treasures – Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Bill Nighy (to name just a few)? Who could fail to have their heart warmed by the various entwined stories of love in the build-up to a gloriously perfect Christmas?
Gary Raymond, it turns out. And me.
I’ve never really liked this film. While I really enjoyed ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’ and ‘Notting Hill’, this one didn’t hit the spot for me. Given that I saw it on my honeymoon in a packed cinema in Florida – an idealised slice of Britishness being serves for an applauding American audience and a young honeymooning couple – that takes some saying. It should have been a winner. I never even knew clapping at a movie was a thing, but I’ve never felt further from applause.
While I was absolutely on board for Hugh Grant’s shimmying and I can’t wholly condemn anything either Colin Firth or Emma Thompson are in, I just couldn’t get my head round what I’d seen. It was altogether TOO MUCH – too many stories, too much sentimentalism (even for a Curtis film), too many awful characters, too much wasting of the impressive cast list, too much sadness in something marketed as jolly…I could go on forever.
This book brilliantly explores all the reasons I had for not loving the film and a whole lot I hadn’t even thought of (as I have deliberately avoided too much repeated exposure to this movie!) Gary Raymond has clearly spent a long time watching and thinking about this film and this book is the outcome – a gloriously funny and (I think) fantastically accurate diatribe.
The book takes us through the whole film, scene-by-scene. Here, laid bare, is the entire movie in all its horrific wonder. I’d actually forgotten some of the strands of the narrative which is absolutely understandable – as I’d thought, there are just too many and some are pretty pointless.
Raymond perfectly skewers each scene with wit and razor-sharp observation. Yes, Liam Neeson’s character seems like a wildly inappropriate parent figure. Yes, Emma Thompson proves to be the worst friend ever. Yes, Kris Marshall’s character is essentially a deluded sex pest. And yes – the romance strand with the 11 year-old child feels horribly inappropriate and weird. And what on earth is going on with the timeline?!
That’s not to say this book is all ‘bah, humbug’! In fact, it is the opposite. Raymond has no beef with Christmas or love or any of the people involved with the film, but merely points out that its messages are a bit off-beam. He is right – Christmas isn’t celebrated for being a festival of truth (‘What lovely novelty socks, Auntie Jean! How did you know what I wanted?’) and this film has some iffy ideas on class and gender too.
The strength of the book is the humour. There were many points where I laughed out loud, either at Raymond’s descriptions of the cast grappling with weird scenarios and terrible dialogue or the analysis of these. The description of Mia’s attempt at a seductive pose for Alan Rickman’s character (and his subsequent response) is worth the price of the book alone! The detail with which Raymond takes apart these scenes is to be commended – it is forensic and obsessive, but also hilarious.
I really cannot recommend this book highly enough – it is a light, humorous read that does have some serious messages in there under all the funny bits. As someone who feels very similar to Raymond about ‘Love Actually’, I was extremely receptive to his arguments. However, I think even lovers of the film (who perhaps know it better than me) would find something fun and interesting in this book – it is a well-argued and witty take that I think most people could appreciate.
As a postscript, I also love the fact that Raymond wanted to call the book ‘Colourful Narcotics’. It’s all explained within the pages, but I think it is absolutely spot-on as a description!
About the Author:
Gary Raymond is a novelist, critic, editor, and broadcaster. He is presenter of The Review Show for BBC Radio Wales and editor of Wales Arts Review. He is a regular writer on film, music, literature, and theatre, and can often be heard on BBC Radio 3 and 4 as an arts commentator and reviewer. His novels include For Those Who Come After (Parthian, 2015), The Golden Orphans (Parthian, 2018), and the upcoming Angels of Cairo (Parthian, 2021).
Social Media:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/GaryRaymond_
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/goldenorphans/
Purchase Links:
Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/35h5uPH
Amazon US: https://amzn.to/35i7hE4
Parthian Books: https://bit.ly/35sAs7z
WHSmith: https://bit.ly/2UcvsNZ
Publishing Information:
Published in paperback and digital format by Parthian Books on 2nd November 2020
With Christmas looming and the news that coronavirus might curtail our high street shopping for gifts, I thought I’d share some great literary gifts that I’ve been given.
All these are available online and I’ve provided links – these aren’t affiliate links (unless indicated otherwise) so they are provided entirely for your convenience!
Bookends
I love bookends and there are so many fabulous ones available! These ceramic ones were from Amazon and I love the phrenological theme! This one is an affiliate link so I may earn commission at no extra cost to you.
Ex Libris book stamp
OK, so I know that – for some people – marking in books is absolutely not something they could countenance. However, I love a bookplate or stamp that marks these books as being mine!
This stamp is just one of many available from the brilliant Etsy store SweetBackflip. There are loads more on offer across the site with lots of different designs, but mine is the self-inking personalised version of this one.
Bookish Pins
I love enamel pins and wear them on my work lanyard. The most gorgeous ones are available from Literary Emporium – in the picture you can see some of my collection including the huge Ophelia one from the Shakespeare’s Heroines collection.
(Shhhh – quick tip – some nice book pins are available on Wish too, if you can wait for delivery from China).
Book/T Shirt/Pins Gift Boxes
These gift boxes from Literary Emporium again are absolutely perfect for book lovers. For somewhere in the region of £40 (it varies slightly by box), you get a t-shirt, beautiful hard-backed copy of a novel and a pin (or sometimes a set of pins). All this is presented beautifully in a ribbon-tied gift box with literary prints all over – absolutely gorgeous.
There are a limited number of texts available but they are all so beautiful! I have ‘Dracula’, ‘Frankenstein’ and the ‘Votes for Women’ set and a whole load of others are going on my list for Santa!
Books about Books
Lots of bookworms love reading about books! See my list on ‘The Best Books about Books’ here for some suggestions. In particular, ‘The Novel Cure’ or ‘Literary Landscapes’ would make great gifts, but there are plenty on the list.
Literary Maps
The Literary Gift Company do some fabulous maps – several of which I have up in my house as posters. In particular, I love these literary maps of the UK and America, populated by the names and locations of writers.
For something a bit pricier but absolutely gorgeous, Dex at Artfinder also does some really beautiful and detailed literary maps. I have a literary map of London and it has pride of place in my house.
There’s also a great Map of Fictional London again available from The Literary Gift Company. This can be bought either as a foldable map or poster.
Posters and Prints
The Literary Gift Company do a lovely range prints and posters – I have my eye on ‘The Master and Margarita’ vintage book cover one, but there is a great selection.
Moving up the price bracket again, Peter Walters at Artfinder does some really lovely book-themed artworks and prints. He did a fantastic ‘A Room With a View’ 3D piece for me which I love!
Bookmarks
I have a lovely metal bookmark from HerPaperWorld at Etsy – there is a beautiful selection based on mostly fantasy books.
I’ve also got my eye on these brass bookmarks from Literary Emporium – the link takes you to the Lady Macbeth one but others are available on the site.
Book Subscriptions
For the gift that keeps on giving, consider a book subscription that sends books (with or without other bookish items) on a regular basis.
I have the Books that Matter one – you can see my latest review (of the September box) here. Every month, you get a book and other gifts, for example bookmarks, cookies, tea, posters, all with a feminist theme.
For other ideas, Bert’s Books do monthly subscription options and I’ve heard excellent things about the newly-launched The Capital Crime Book Club.
Book Bags and Wallets
Yoshi’s Bookworm range is pricy but lovely – I have the Shakespeare bag and bookworm wallet (pictured) but they are all wonderful. I’m saving my pennies for the new yellow additions to the range.
Book Journal
If you know someone who would want to record or track their reading, this book journal is lovely. I’ve been keeping a book journal for about 9 years and it is nice to look back at all the things I’ve read – especially as I am quite forgetful!
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